Post by Alfred F. Jones on Dec 11, 2011 23:06:40 GMT -5
PECOS BILL
Alfred F. Jones
Years ago, when I was younger,
Table of Contents
Nicknames:
Alfie, Alfred Fucking Jones, The Hero
Age:
19
Gender:
Male
Species/Race:
Human
Where they reside:
East Pineford
I kinda' liked a girl I knew,
Story Summary
Likes:
- Heroes of any sort
- Hamburgers
(or Hamburg Steak if hamburgers don't exist in this AU) - Soda
- UFO's
- Foreigners
- Cakes
- Apples
- Dynamite
Dislikes:
- Communism
- Juice
- Geoducks
- Marmite
- Villains of any sort
- Lengthy documents
Any special traits or habits/quirks:
- He has one single strand of hair he calls "Nantucket" that sticks up.
- He doesn't like people to touch it.
- He talks with his mouth full. Frequently.
- He eats dynamite with his burgers
- He has super strength
Fears:
- Ghost stories! Those are scary!
- Marmite
- Arthur's cooking
She was mine and we were sweethearts,
The Story
If they happened upon a fairy godmother, what would they wish for?:
World peace, happiness, hamburgers, fries, a milkshake, FREEDOM FOR ALL
Personality:
Alfred is described as a spazz to most people. He has ADHD, in multiple aspects. He's been know to get distracted by small things such as squirrels or even make his alien horse stop in the midst of a chase so he can pick up a shiny coin.
To him, he's just a normal heroic guy doing his duty to society! of course, this title "The Hero" is self-proclaimed and people have yet to see how he can be helpful. Alfred has a very large heart and uses it in any way he can, but often times does a bad job at what he's trying to do. He tries to be a hero, but often times ends up making a situation worse by screwing up. If someone actually told him he was a hero, it'd make his entire week!
He has a teeny bit of a dark side. It's hard to bring it out because he's so cheerful, but when he gets mad, he gets very quiet. He only makes small remarks. He tends to get this way mostly around people he considers "villains". In this mood, he will shoot people without even blinking.
He picks on a few choice people more than others. He'll tease them, even if he's annoying the hell out of them. He used to tease his "older brother" alot about his cooking and looks. and he usually teases any Asians he meets by mimicking their accents
He very much so believes in UFO's. He's got an alien horse, for Pete's sake!
He comes off as stupid to alot of people because he acts very aloof to others, but he's actually quite intelligent. He's very good at situation analysis. He can see bandits and time them so that he can run them off and he can seem like he's ambushing them.
Whereas he's good at situation analysis, he's terrible at reading the atmosphere and saying the right thing. Afred tends to be a moment ruiner. It can be a romantic situation and he'll say something to completely ruin it.
Story/History:
Alfred was abandoned as a child. He was raised by some weird English dude for awhile. Crazy old man taught him how to read and talk, but it didn't take very long for Alfred to learn any of that. In fact, he could speak fluently by the time he was just a month old! Didn't even have all his teeth in yet!
He actually spent more time pretending he was a coyote. He played with coyotes more than he did inside cause he thought that the English dude was super boring!
The coyotes taught him how to wrestle and play and catch his own food, just like a real coyote. He even learned to howl! Though he could never howl while he was in the house with the uncool guy, cause he said it was "improper".
Alfred caught two snakes with his new-found knowledge of being a coyote, and forced one to be his lasso and the other, his whip.
Alfred used one of the snakes to lasso a tornado. He rode the tornado across the country until he fell off cause he wanted to take a heroic nap. He fell so hard he left a huge indent in the ground.
He also rode a whale once! He's still friends with whales to this day because of that!
He rides a weird alien horse he calls Tony. Tony only lets America ride him if he feeds him burgers. Tony once bucked a girl that Alfred was trying to woo all the way up to the moon because he didn't like her.
He met Tony when he was wandering through Texas. He was just walking through one night with his coyote friends and he came upon this strange hunk of metal in the middle of a large open clearing. When he got closer, he saw a horse and the two were instantly friends.
Roleplay Sample:
Alfred stood outside in the cold, playing one of the Mika albums from his iPod, waiting for at the French guy from the day before to show up. He was sending him on a date with his older brother, Arty.
He even had the perfect place planned! Where better than the cafe in town! It's gotta be the most awesomely awesome romantic date ever! Not to mention classic! Alfred was absolutely sure Arthur would love it. Arthur acted like such an old man, he'd prolly love to be wooed by a French guy at a nice restaurant. Hell, he may even score!
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..........EWW EWW NO. BAD IMAGES. Thank you, Alfred's brain.
He hit fast-forward to the song Grace Kelly, wanting something to dance to. Waiting for people could get so boring when you had nothing else to do! Especially when you were excited to be setting someone up for a date.
When he saw the Frenchman, he pointed dramatically at him "I wanna talk to you." (in sync with the song, of course.) His earphones responded "The last time we talked Mr. Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again...."
-from Snowtalia
…that was then but then it's true!
About the Author
Nickname: Candice / Alfie
Age: 17
Country: Murcah
Contact Info:
Chatango: MoreAwesome, HeroOnAWhiteHorse, MyOwnNobody
Skype: myownnobody
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I'm in love with a fairytale, even though it hurts, 'cause I don't care if I lose my mind, I'm already cursed.
